LOL !!!

NON VEG JOKES !!!

1. Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet :P

2. Prostitute left her profession and goes to a school for a job.
    Principal : can you teach zoology/biology/or physiology
    Prostitute : No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY :P

3. Blue film dekhte hue biwi pati se boli :
    Aap us aadmi ki tarah itni zyada der kyun nahi kar sakte ?
    Pati - Pagli wo uski biwi nahi hai, Aur tu aapni behen se puch

4.   Suno Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,

    Jawaab meri baat ka.

    Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
    Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

    Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
    Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

    Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
    Balon mein phool gulab ka?

    Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
    Intezaar uske jawab ka.

    Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
    Guldasta Gulabon ka.

    Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
    Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

    Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
    Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...

5. Ultimate Research By William Sexfear:

    

    All Men Are Millionaires Atleast By Sperm Count

    And The Funny Part Is,

    Even These Millions Are Also Spent On Women